I carry my camera wherever I go. Everywhere. Even when I don't bring a purse, my camera is with me.
The other day we were in the hair accessory aisle at Target. A woman was talking loudly and obnoxiously on her cell phone, completely unaware of her volume and, well, of how annoying she was. She carried on about how so-and-so wanted to take a photo of her tattoo. "I don't design my own tattoos so someone can take pictures of them and give other people the same design!"
On and on she talked about how nobody has pictures of her tattoos. Not a single picture! Neither of her tattoos! No pictures!!!
The English language doesn't have adequate ways to express how tempted I was.