I'm bringing appetizers to the great Thanksgiving feast. Some of you might think "Excellent. Throw some carrots and celery onto a plate, add ranch dip and VOILA!"
I wish my life was that easy!
No. I'm actively over-achieving on this one. Veggies and dip, chips and salsa, cheese and crackers - those are too unspectacular.
Instead, I've bought prosciutto and asparagus. And crackers, cheese, mini carrots, celery and a honeydew melon.
The quote you're looking for here is "But nobody in our family overreacts" from Father of the Bride.