Want to know what I've been up to? Let me tell you it.
1. I got knocked up, which is great and all, but makes you disproportionately tired. And also perhaps a wee little impatient, grumpy, growly, and cranky.
I do feel as though this second trimester thing is working out for me and I'm getting less tired and cranky by the minute, but before I could glory in that (and the fact that I am no longer nauseated, praise the Lord,)...
2. Evil children inflicted their germs on me and finally wore my pregnancy-induced super-powered immune system down. I have this pressure on my sinuses... aaaaand we're back to tired and cranky.
3. I finally found my Holiday Dress. It's black, and it's velvet, and it's fabulous. Sadly, when I was shopping late one evening, That Gap only had my size (which is suddenly 8 where it used to be 4 - cue the cranky) in the wrong color. NOT A PROBLEM, though, because, like, we can totally call Another Gap and they'll hold it for 24 hours. Which meant that I had to drive an extra 20 minutes to another mall. Last Saturday. And basically beat people with a stick to even make it up the sidewalks. Are we still surprised I'm cranky?