him: ... No. I'm really taking all the fruit, you know, all the oranges and apples and peaches and raisins and...
me: Raisins aren't fruits.
him: Ummm... yes, they are.
me: Well. They aren't their own fruit. They're really just dried grapes.
me: You can't dehydrate dried fruit.
me: Raisins can't be their own fruit. They're already grapes.
him: But... what would you call a dried peach?
me: What? That's precisely the point! Dried grapes shouldn't get their own name! It's one of life's great unfairnesses!
him: Ummm. Okay. Hey! Time to go to sleep!
me: Yes, sure. But mark my words - I will henceforth be calling my raisins dried grapes.